Hey there! I’m Jason. I’m 32, live in the UK and am responsible for this site, and its community. It started ten years ago with three pages, and has grown and grown ever since.

I live at home with my folks still due to my illness (long story!), and I love the Internet. The most important things in my life to me are my family, and my friends. All of whom I would do anything. Well, almost anything. lol.

Healthwise Im a wreck. I have a colostomy, but still have the original bowel disease as its very rare. During my last operation in hospital I caught MRSA which damaged my perineum area and has left me in pain 24/7. I’m currently seeking pain relief with the aid of pain management specialist, but the drugs I take are causing epileptic-esque fits. Sadly the damage is permanent, and so will the pain, so i’m just facing life as best I can at the moment, and I think I’m doing OK considering. My folks may disagree though! lol

I’m a huge fan of US TV Drama, my current favourites being 24, West Wing (boo @ its cancellation), Heroes, Lost, Prison Break (S3 here we come!), Dexter and the CSIs. Music wise I’m stuck in the late 80s, early 90s, which is the period I was finishing school and entering college. So i’m a big Bryan Adams, Sarah McLachlan, Bon Jovi, Richard Marx and Del Amitri fan.

I’m also a fanatical games player, owning a PS3 and Xbox360. My favourite being the Xbox360 by far! I love Bioshock, the Elder Scrolls games, GTAs, Medal of Honor/Call of Duty, Halo-Trilogy, and I’m looking forward to getting my grubby mitts on Mass Effect, Heavenly Sword and Assassins Creed. Oh yeah, and Halo 3.

Recently though, most of my gaming time has been spent on MMORPGs on my PC. I’m a kean World of Warcraft and Everquest 2 fan, but at the moment, I’m spending most of my gaming time on Lord of the Rings Online and Guild Wars: Eye of the North.

i’ve been trying to think how I can convey who am I to people, and this email questionnaire came to me! Its perfect for the job, so I hope you enjoy readying about my life, its quirks.

Please enjoy the Ostomyland website, and I look forward to maybe seeing you around on the message board or chat room in the near future!  You can also catch up with me on my personal journal which I post in everyone blue moon or so. . .
1. What time did you get up this morning? 6.10am

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? House of Wax (crap)

4. What is your favourite TV show? Dexter / 24 / Prison Break / Heroes / Lost (in that order)

5 What did you have for breakfast? Rice Krispies, cup of tea

6.What is your middle name(s)? No answer, for privacy reasons.

7. What is your favourite cuisine? Italian or Chinese

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything that looked like it once lived I cannot eat. Cant eat chicken with bones in for example. Hate tomatoes and Bananas.

9. What is your favourite crisp flavour? Salt n Vin

10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Pink Martini – “Hey Eugene”, esp track 11 “dosvedanya_mio_bombino”
http://www.ostomyland.com/pinkmartini/dosvedanya_mio_bombino.mp3 (for your listening pleasure)

11. What type of car do you drive? A McLaren F1, but only in the F1 racing game on PS3…. My folks drive me around in a Volva V40 because due to my epilepsy I no longer have a driving license.

12. What characteristics do you despise? Arrogance. Greed, control freaks.

13. Favourite item of clothing? Jeans

14. If you could go anywhere in the world on holidays, where would you go?
Canada, esp Rocky Rail Road journey.

15. Favourite time of the day? Evening.

16. What was your most memorable birthday? The most recent – 33rd – cos its fresh in my mind… Before that my 21st.

17. Where were you born? Earth

18. Favourite sport to watch? F1, Indy Cars, anything with a motor

19. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? George Bush. (This was an emailed questionnaire originally to spam your friends with you see, hence the question)

20. Who do you expect to send it back first? The Mail-Daemon failure service.

21. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Max

22. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Evening and Night.

23. What is your shoe size? 10 for Brit made. 11 or 12 for Chinese or imported shoes.

24. Do you have any pets? Yeah. A dog. Woof

25. What did you want to be when you grew up? Liked.

26. When is your birthday? Is this questionnaire just a way to steal my identity?

27. Shampoo? Whatevers on offer.

28. Soap? See above.

39. Summer/Winter? Winter

30. Favourite Advertisement? The guiness time travel one, love the song.

31. Thinking about? Where the hell I went wrong in life.

32. Listening to? The dog barking.

******THE LAST 24 HOURS**************

Cried? No

Met someone new? No

Cleaned your room? No

Drove a car? No

How many hours sleep? 7

*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN* *************

God? My religion is like a submarine… it only surfaces when Im in trouble

Yourself? Others believe in me more than do I

Santa Claus? No

Destiny/Fate? Yes

Ghosts? Yes.

******FRIENDS AND LIFE**********

Who do you go to for advice? internet

When do you cry ? Sad film, depression, bad hospital appointment.